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Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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My feelings towards waiting at the bus stop. (Taken with instagram)

My feelings towards waiting at the bus stop. (Taken with instagram)

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sergeantsquid: I’m not even sure what part of my brain this came from but it’s here…

sergeantsquid:

I’m not even sure what part of my brain this came from but it’s here…

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prodigyspeed: Hilarious #dead #funny (Taken with instagram)

prodigyspeed:

Hilarious #dead #funny (Taken with instagram)

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A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that’s it, no other excuses whatsoever!” A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, “What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?” The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shaking her head and sweetly said “Well, I guess you’d have to write the exam with your other hand.”

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